Jello Boob Jigglers...that's right...I said it...Jello Boob Jigglers

***This post was written by my friend Melody***

Many of you know that after my mastectomy I bought two boobs-in-a-box.
Before I debuted them, I showed them to Emily. Unexpectedly, the boxes
upstaged the boobs. Under the lids, each boob rested in a "cradle" where I'm
supposed to let them sleep at night. The care instructions called them
cradles, but they're really just plastic molds. Molds that gave Emily an
ingenious idea: Jell-o.

Last weekend was Emily's birthday. Mmm-hmm.
Unfortunately, gelatin doesn't slide out of boob cradles as easily as it
does Jell-o molds. My attempt to serve the boobs on a platter resulted in a
34B mess. I resorted to serving the second boob in its cradle. Yes, friends,
Emily ate a strawberry boob-in-a-box.